Douche Magouche “Big Summer Boner”

Definition of Douche Magouche according to UrbanDictionary.com: A Douche Magouche a person that brings the word douche bag to the ultimate extreme. A person that has gone above and beyond to show that he is not worthy of any kind of relationship whether it be social or romantic. This person has tried to fool others into thinking that he is an honest person and true to his word but he is a FAILURE!

“My ex boyfriend is a complete Douche Magouche”

(We found a lot of other definitions we wish could include, but they were a little too inappropriate. If you’re bored though, feel free to Google it for yourself and have a few laughs.)

Definition of Douche Magouche according to Do512.com: Douche Magouche is a crazy, wild, bizzare and unpredictable eclectic Funk Rock artist.  Douche Magouche doesn’t censor any of his lyrics and speaks his mind. Douche Magouche rules the cosmos and does not give a damn about anyone or anything.  Douche Magouche= Awesome show you should go see!

“Damn, Douche Magouche rocked my brains out last night”

(The legit definition according to the legit, totally accurate Do512Dictionary.com)

Now that you understand what we mean by Douche Magouche… Let us give you a break down on what’s going on at the Gypsy Lounge this Saturday, July 21 9PM. The bitchin Douche Magouche will be rocking the Gypsy Lounge this weekend with special guest John Branch. At this show, the only Douche you will have to worry about is Douche Magouche. Most likely, he will probably tell you himself that yes, he is in fact a douche. He even has a song about it called “My Name is Douche”…. no shame in his game. Yes, this dude has a lot to say. With lyrics like “I think my life would be easier if I had a robot that f***s.” And what else? This event is called “Big Summer Boner.” Need I say more? “Big Summer Boner” ya’ll…. “Big Summer Boner….” Yeah, we’ll just leave it at that.

Heres a little preview:

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